Restupidlicans can't hide who they are. Mitt Romney? Your life is calling.
Repholierthanthouicans can't hide who they are. Rick Santorum? Your life is calling.
Rassholicans can't hide who they are. Chris Christie? Your life is calling.
Rephilanderericans can't hide who they are. Newt Gringrich? Your life is calling. So's Herman Cain's wife...she thinks you might have something on him and she wants to know.
Refreaklicans can't hide who they are. <insert favorite Republican stooge for the rich here>